One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID
squid, what are you doing? you can’t park there, you are not a car, you are a squid. you don’t even have wheels.
Don’t listen to them, Squid. You can park where ever you want to, don’t like the haters tell you otherwise.
Gurl who do you think you are? You’re taking the whole entire space, you lazy squid! D8< Be kind and let someone else into that spot.
reblogging for the last guy’s face because I lost my shit
OMG THAT FACE
*dies*
godDAMNIT OH MY OGD HE’ SPERFECT
can’t breathe
halp
8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… @ United Indecent Pleasures
guys i need this. in my mouth.
I have this terrifying vision that at some point I will receive one of these in the mail as an anonymous gift
I’d be so terrified
and I’d eat it because I have no self-control
(that’s another new tag today: “dicks”)
WHY IS IT SO VEINY?
also, dicks.
Via Renaynay ♥
Oh sure, call me out like that. Blame me for not knowing anything. Blame me for wondering what was really the truth and what was really just a joke.
I’m so fucking sorry I tried to be a good caring friend towards you.
I tried to gather enough information so I could understand what is going on. I wanted to at least keep the few friends who would understand how I would feel if my friends contradicted with each other. Blame me for being such a meddling brat. All I ever wanted was friends who wouldn’t leave me all alone with decisions EVERYWHERE.
But no, you had to go fucking around and become a white-knight to fight with Cassity. You and everyone else had to cause me mental issues. Of course, I would be okay if no one ever had any more conflicts. But fuck no, you guys had to teach me the difficulty of reality. I cannot deal with this.
Sure, I’m being bitchy. Sure, I’m going onto someone’s side. Really, this is all too fucking much for me. If you want to fight with each other, go ahead. I don’t care anymore. I’ll just go back to my dreams and walk through those times where we all loved each other like a big fucking family. Everyone together. Everyone stopped their fighting as soon as they realized they hurt each other. But no, reality has to come into the fucking face like a big shitting hurricane.
I wanted to say something comforting instead of being “herpherp derp, oh don’t be that way i still love youwubwub”. I wanted to be that one true friend who tried to repair friends. I blamed myself for everything. I wanted the only cause to be me. Its my own fault that I’m such a shitty dreamer. Too bad I can’t pull those dreams into reality.
So, fuck you Syxi. Fuck you and Cassity. I don’t even know you two anymore. I don’t know anyone anymore. You guys just have to change your names every couple months, huh? I already lost 97% of my friends, I could lose the rest. It doesn’t even matter anymore. I’ll be alone just like everyone else. No more packs or gangs. No more bonds. Just myself. Alone. Everyone will be alone if it continues like this.
